Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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