Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You are a genius and a whore.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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