Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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