So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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