You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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