This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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