I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Randomize
