Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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