Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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