i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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