areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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