he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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