this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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