I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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