Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
