where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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