im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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