I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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