Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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