I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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