This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
