If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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