He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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