So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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