love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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