why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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