No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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