yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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