So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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