Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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