you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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