we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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