So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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