I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Come on in and take your pants off
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