I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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