Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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