That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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