you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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