come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Randomize
