I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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