xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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