Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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