i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
