hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
bring money and cleavage
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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