She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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