I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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