Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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