do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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