you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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