I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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